ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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