69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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