a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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