fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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