Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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