There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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