the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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