You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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