She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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