It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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