Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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