So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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