i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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