: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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