ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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