he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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