That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's rum buckets o'clock
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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