Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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