So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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