Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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