I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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