Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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