The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
