Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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