she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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