That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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i've created a new STD.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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