I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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