North Korea, Best Korea!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
COCAINE IS GR8
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