Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Come share oat with me in your robe
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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