You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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