So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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