Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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