Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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