I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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