But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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