Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
