You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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