i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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