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If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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