Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.