No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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