I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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