doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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