my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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