Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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