Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just high enough for therapy.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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