Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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