dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So. Much. Porn.
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