if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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