I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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