It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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