community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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