I could have mohawked her pubes.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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