READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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