So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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