Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
be right there i have to get my cape
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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