..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you will always have a special place in my vag
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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